what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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