Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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