i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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