Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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