gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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