i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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