sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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