I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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