like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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