I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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