Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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