that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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