she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I would ride that face into the sunset
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
