I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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