I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
