Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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