My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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