Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Even my vagina gasped.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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