You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I think my vagina is haunted
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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