We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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