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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.

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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.

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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...

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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally

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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.

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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together

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The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy

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(386): View more from Florida

well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.

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(214): View more from Texas

I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.

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(706): View more from Georgia

So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.

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