I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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