found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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