hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Someone signed my nipple.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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