How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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