Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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