I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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