Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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