So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
