doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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