u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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