I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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