S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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