I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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