he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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