Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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