yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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