i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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