i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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