didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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