The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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