"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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