so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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