I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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