I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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