I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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