he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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