I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Success! We fucked roommates!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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