just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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