Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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