didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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