Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
