Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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