he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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