Someone shit on the floor
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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