Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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